Chat GPT-4 acknowledges the Bird War — suggests truce
Sometimes one of the biggest problems in winning the Bird War is getting the public at large to acknowledge its…
Wisconsin man injured in bird attack
WAUWATOSA, Wis. — One constant in the Bird War is people’s disbelief. Take, for example, this incident from a Wauwatosa…
Parrots attack America’s past time
A pair of parrots entertained spectators a the Bradley vs. Gardner-Webb college softball game on Friday. While the attendees were…
Study says ancient humans raised deadly birds
As is often the case, we’re at fault. Humans, that is. A recent study suggests that hunter-gatherers in New Guinea…
Well that’s scary
Imagine a giant bird-based Voltron with thousands of birds coming together to form one giant bird. Bird-tron, if you will.…
Teen fights off bird trying to abscond with terrier
LAS VEGAS (KSNV) — What started like any typical Friday evening quickly escalated to something much more traumatic for Cecilia…
BREAKING: Crows attack downtown Rochester, NY
ROCHESTER, NY — An editor for an alternative newsweekly has posted a video to Twitter showing a murder of crows…
Wild turkeys terrorize New Jersey retirement community
TOMS RIVER, N.J. — When you live in a community named after a male turkey, they are going to eventually…
What the duck?
THAILAND — Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the street. This poor driver has to…
In the beginning: Neanderthal child eaten by giant bird 100,000 years ago
About 115,000 years ago in what is now present-day Poland, a large bird ate a child. And thus began The…